

We were travelling back to our king with evidence that France is working with demons, and the Duke of Arras has an army marching around the country. Since then, we’ve been attacked and captured by demons, gained a few insanity points and crippling phobias (or in one case, amnesia, which can only be overcome by beating 97 on percentile dice), gone to Germany, come back, and just last week met God. Of course, it is well known that the king died of dysentery.

We ended up having to steal the Sword of Charlemagne (note: French not too happy about this) in order to kill the king. So far, this has involved us going to France, unwittingly becoming pawns in the schemes of the Duke of Arras (an old nemesis in this campaign, also a vampire and the brother of William the Conqueror) and poisoning our king with foul mutating crap.

We’re all members of the King’s Own Heretic Hunters, a select regiment (mostly pious ex-convicts) who are tasked with hunting out heretics (obviously) and performing certain tasks for the King of England. It has Runescape gods, but in the guise of saints since there’s only one God and we’re all Catholics (although at this point in history, the number of Popes was debatable). We’ve been playing for about a year but the campaign itself started many, many years ago. If that's not good tanking, I don't know what is.I’ve been playing a roleplay game based in a 15th Century Europe, based on the Runescape rules. Invest in a good shield, and you'll be sitting right around 14,000 by level 35. You'll always have health regen, great damage, and be really difficult to put down. Just go for gunzerking as long and frequently as possible. If you take a few skills on the right, the ones for health regen, and then go down the center skill set, you'll be well off. also, a maliwan slag pistol for duel-wielding with the infinity will be very effective as it will increase your damage by 30% with Divergent Likeness, plus aditional damage from the slag effect, too. fire or corrosive, doesn't really matter, but corrosive will work better in general while the fire will be a lot more effective for flesh than armor. Obviously, when you get to around level 72, you should look at further increasing gunzerk with yippee-ki-yay and the cooldown reduction one from shooting enemies, or increase gunning by going with the left side of the gunlust tree and try to get yourself an infinity pistol.
